#he means it

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[ghostlycleric]

Just realized that Will is canonically fun to go on roadtrips with…

Mike suggests they go 2 states out of the way and Will just starts joking about it. That man does NOT care where they’re going.

Everyones miserable, but Will’s just chilling. Love that for him.

[ask-steven-stevenson]

Hey Jake, how ya feelin?

….any better?

“No. Thanks for asking though.”

[asteropewpew]

it kills me sometimes that itaru could see suspicious ziplock bags filled with questionable white powder or a disassembled gun lying at the coffee table in room 103 and a birth certificate about a guy named mikhail ivanov that has a picture that if he tilts his head just 25 degrees to the right, has the shape of chikage's half-smile and. instead of confronting to chikage about it, he just tells him to not hog the entire table (complete with a whiny tone) and then go back to his gaming cave yeah

[kits-shrine]

She slipped them on, and they fit perfectly, “You’re good at this.”

Ralph shrugged "It's my talent."

[akumanoken]

We were asleep/dead to the world but we heard people were fuckin messing with Sue and our precious peaceful princess is none too pleased

[fuckedprophet]

If Dallas says he’d kill for you….he is not being metaphorical. It’s not an expression

[iguessitsjustme]

I just shamed a grown man into turning down his music considering it’s 7:40 in the morning and he thought he would share his trashy taste with the whole world as he drove around

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[maccamania]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sadclowncentral]

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

Pattadol comforting her fairy after it was GRIPPED by Mithrun was such a cute detail

[astronomical-bagel]

[lettuce-king]

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans